Boy's Santa's Helper Costume

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THE PERFECT DECEPTIONThe world has known for generations that, somewhere in the Arctic, there is a secret base where a being with immense, magical powers that can only be matched, reportedly, by the jolly laugh and bigger belly of the leader of this "North Pole Workshop." Governments from every nation have been trying to locate the shop to question the man who manages to travel to every home in the world all in a single night. Such a power must be replicated! (Why do you think we invented Daylight Saving Time. Certainly not just to match industrial and agrarian daily cycles!) Still, all reports suggest that regular folks cannot gain an audience with this mysterious Santa Claus. He deals onl…